Joke of the Month (or maybe year)

Ah I can't believe this, this is super hilarious, I almost burst out laughing at the shopkeeper just now, probably giving her face a nice facial with my chewed fried Mars bar.

I was shopping with Char at Far East this evening and we walked into this shop looking for her backless top (how indecent) and this salesgirl came to attend to us, introducing the new arrivals and yada yada. I was holding a bowl of chocolate syrup with 2plastic spoons which initially contained the fried Mars bar I was currently chewing on. Ooh btw it was my first time trying it after so long and yum it tasted quite nice! Anw back to the joke, the salesgirl saw the bowl and she asked us, "Oh you dyed your hair halfway ah?" Char and I gave her the HUH look and realised she was talking about the bowl I was holding. Then we half swallowed our laughter and told her NO before rushing out of the shop laughing. I guessed she realised her mistake too and must be feeling super embarrassed. But omg that was really a joke please! Well maybe she was just trying to be friendly by striking a conversation with us with that bowl of hair dye. Hey, chocolate syrup is hair dye, you know??

The past few days had been really fun and entertaining. We had a baking session at Mel's house with a few of my class girls on Monday but the White Chocolate Cake turned out to be Peanut Butter-Oreo Cake after our improvisation cos the Chocolate spread tasted really horrible. The cake was hard like bread too but it tasted ok, I suppose. Then Casmud had Spagheddis at Marina Square. Ash and I are nooby, we actually thought Bev spelled Spaghetti wrongly in the SMS. Woot. And they got me a toga top for my birthday. Hmm interesting.

Tuesday was the ultimate mahjong and pigging out session at Char's house. She was supposed to teach me how to cook but in the end I only helped her to lay the potatoes cos she insisted that I was late for 45 minutes. Oh well. Hahahaha. Anw the thing she cooked was yummy la. Maybe it was a good thing that I didn't help her with it. Hahaha. I luv Jing and my combined powers for Mahjong. We practically trashed all of them in every round with our third eye and golden hair. Hohoho! It was really funny man. I love it! The next session will be Tiramisu time!!!

Sleepover at Seeman's house ytd was great although there were only the three of us. We watched half of the Spongebob movie and talked and played Mahjong (yes, again) throughout the night till 5plus. Ooh Bacardi kept us awake?? Hahaha! We even pretended Eve was with us for Mahjong. I love Nicky, he's so cute please, minus the crying part. But my heart really ached when he wasn't allowed to see us play Mahjong and he cried and cried at the door. Poor boy.

Whee suntanning tmr at my house! Rocks!

Fruiti-fruitful Day!

Yay it's a fruitful day. No, not because I found all the things I wanna buy, but because I had lotsa fun!!!

I watched Step Up with Squid at Vivocity in the afternoon. (Y)--thumbs up sign for the show! The dance steps were so cool although the plot was kinda shitty, and it's a sad show cos the kiddo died. But Squid thinks otherwise cos I think her bladder was too full for her to enjoy anything. Still, the stubborn old Squid refused to go to the loo when I asked her to. See the result of not listening to Patrick the starfish! And i dun like to sit with secondary school kiddos when i watch movie =( They laugh at the least amusing things like the Starhub advertisement I've seen a thousand times on TV. My god. Save me (or maybe them).

Anyway, Vivocity is so filled with VJ people, I see one in every corner I turn, even when I enter a shop. They're practically everywhere!! And so people I dun actually know started waving to me and I felt spastic waving back cos the point is, I dunno the person! Hahaha how funny. Not only that, kids are flooding the malls too, all kinds of kiddos. Ah irritating.

Well I can't believe this but I've been onto 8 different trains today (including transit) cos Squid and I were so engrossed in our topic that we forgot to alight at our stop for some NYDC mudpie and we ended up at Newton. Hohoho how embarrassing please! Spongebob girls sleepover at Seeman's house next Thu!! Woohoo.

More gaying time with the usual AHS frens at Bugis after that. We were so rubbishy, I couldn't stop laughing. And yes I can't wait for our cooking lesson on Tuesday!!

Eski Bar

Woot.

Seetal's a spendthrift. I've seen it for myself today. I didn't buy anything but she bought a whole lot of things. I know and Mel knows. She's very contented with herself today. I bet she's sleeping with a big smile on her face now.

Seetal's the opposite of the F word we've been thinking about the entire day. No, no, no, don't go vulgar. The word was frugal. Seetal kept telling us it meant thrifty and that it starts with a F. Our English standards have obviously drooped after our A Levels. We thought we were having some Crossword Puzzle game. Hahaha. Mel and I only thought of the word when we were on our way home. We're such genuises!

Anyway, I wanna visit Eski Bar!! It's so cool, literally even. Hohoho check it out at www.eskibar.com Maybe we should visit it during Christmas???

Ok I'm visiting Vivo City again tmr. Hopefully it wouldn't be as bad as the first visit!!

Lost

There are so many things to do now that my A Levels are officially over including Maths S. But I dunno how to start, or even when to start. And the best of all, I'm sick =(

Anw Maths S was a torture ytd. I was practically lying on the table, waiting for the invigilator to announce stop writing. The paper was so hard, I didn't really bother racking my brain to figure out the answer. Furthermore, I was coughing like shit.

I better check out if I'm eligible for driving not, if not I'll be sad.

Hohoho. It was totally fun and hilarious ytd when we surprised Dan at her house with a cake and her birthday present and off we went to disturb Jing at her house. Omg I feel so guilty disturbing them when they still have Bio today and Physics S for Char on Friday. Oops but it was still worth it, right? The catching up with old friends feeling and yay we've decided on a date to go Char's house for some cooking lesson. Hahaha. =D

Prom is so around the corner but I havent bought my bag, shoes and find a makeup and hair artist. AHHHH.

Yay I'm eating Rosti for lunch! Uh-oh will that make my sore throat worse?!?!

Traumatising

The stupid shits have been trying to brainwash me the entire day when I'm out with them.

I'm traumatised by their theories. One after another.

AHHHH!!!!!

No not self-denial please. It's the truth!

My legs are aching like crazy after walking for the whole day. All of us bought something though. Yay Steph and I have the same slippers now! =D How exciting.

Anyway they bought me a yellow balloon with a 'W' on it and they made me carry it all around Orchard. I felt like a road hazard, so afraid that it'll burst anytime. That will be so embarrassing. Hitting the balloon right into someone's face was bad enough. OOPS. So sorry. And little kiddos were staring at my balloon as if they're gonna eat me up for not offering it to them! AHH!

Come to think of it, it's like the first time we're shopping together, all 4 of us I mean. Haha so we took neoprints! Oh no we're all 18 already, does that mean the end of my neoprint taking life and stop queuing for neoprint machines with immature secondary school girls who think that they're mature? Hmm but I like!

Shits going crazy after A Levels

How nice

I think Orchard's gonna be oh so crowded this weekend when all the kiddos are having their holidays and I'm sure their Mommies and Daddies will bring these spoilt little brats to shop for Xmas presents. Plus all those who finished their O and A Levels. Omg I think it's gonna be crazy man.

Happy Belated Birthday to.... myself!

Come on, everybody!

Say goodbye to A Levels! (excluding s papers)

Hip Hip Hurray!!!!!!!!

Come on, everybody! One more time!

Say Happy Birthday to me!!!!

(sing) Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me!

Hahaha I'm finally 18! And yes I just realise yesterday that I'm the youngest in class! Ooh.

Anyway I'm really thankful that so many of my darling friends still rmb my birthday despite this hectic period of time where everyone is busy mugging for the A Levels. All the taggies, testimonials and smses that came in, whether they're in the middle of the night, the night before, just before my Econs paper, after my Econs paper, even today, they're greatly appreciated. Not forgetting Char's gay baby pooh and mouse and cheese as well as the little chocolate cake that the shits surprised (yes, once again) me after lunch in Fish n Co today. It was really a great birthday minus the mugging part for Human Geog. =D

Last but not least, my family who cut the cake and sang birthday song for me =DDD

Anyway, it marked the end (if I don't take Econs in Uni) of my Econs life yesterday. Kinda sad cos I do enjoy Econs to some extent, but still it had to come to an end. And yes I don't have to touch Goeg anymore in my life after today's paper!!!!! Yay yay yay~

It was party high time after that. I couldn't stop grinning at pn when the invigilator was collecting our papers. I wanted to scream!!! YAY!!! Alright we ate Fish n Co at Parkway for lunch. It was supposed to be a set for 2 but the 4 of us were super full after that and I totally felt like puking.

Party=Sang karaoke at Chinatown for 4 hours.
It was super voice straining especially after Avril's songs. Woot. And we realise that that Chinatown karaoke has much much more English songs than KBOX and it's cheaper pls. That made Steph and I excited and we sang super retro songs and not forgetting a number of, hmm, suggestive ones? Hohoho.

We're gonna meet again tmr to shop for dresses. Yay.

I can't wait for my birthday celebration with Casmud at the ZOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm

I can't wait for today to be over! It marks the end of my Econs essay writing life. Yay.

It's gonna be a wonderful day tmr. Cos it's my birthday!

I guess only the TV and the spongebob pillow came in time. But well, that's enough to keep me happy! I'm a contented kid, so long as time allows thursday to hurry come.

Steph made me all so excited for Thursday and Friday. We're gonna have SHIT outing for 2 consecutive days! Yay! Time for more karaoke and shopping.

I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hopefully the birthday fairy will be with me this entire week.

Give it to me!

I was sick of the previous template and I wanted something really simple.

So I abandoned Blogskins and returned to Blogger for their templates.

This is what I call Simplicity.

Half an hour of break time from studying Geog and I'm here doing this. Hmm.

Pardon me for this really simple blogskin. I'll get the pictures, links and tagboard up and running as soon as I'm done with the A Levels. I can't wait.

Anyway, there are so many things that I want(maybe for my birthday? Dream more pls) :
1) Noise cancelling earphones
2) A completely remastered Green IPOD Nano
3) A visit to the Singapore Motorshow starting today till the 19th.

Well this is really bad cos I already own an IPOD Mini and of course earphones, but now I want something new and more stylish.

What the hell. Knock some sense into me pls. This isn't the way to waste money right?

Ok ok. I'll try to curb these desires. But, I'm definitely going for the motorshow whether it's after the 16th or this weekend. How can anybody miss this chance to drool and gaze at such beautiful models of cars which you might not even have the ability to own after slogging for your entire life?

Oh what can I say about income inequality? (some revision for my Human Geog and Econs) Haha.

Woo.

More than half my papers are over.

It feels great to know that by this time next week, I would already had hours of fun k-boxing, photo-whoring and eating. Yes, to celebrate the end of A Levels and my birthday!

I'm only left with Econs and Human Geog. Yeah super heavy and it's gonna be on for 3 consecutive days from Tuesday to Thursday.

Oops forgot about Math S. But well lemme have my fun first before I get down to do more practices. I have 5days to do so anyway.

Hmm so far, all the papers I've sat for have been crappy. Freaking difficult la. And weird too. I really dunno what the rest of Singapore thinks. Hopefully they feel the same way as we do. My Chinese and Physical Geog, I dun even know if I can get a C or not. The only fine paper was today's Math Paper 2. At least I could manage most of the questions. Sigh but who knows if I've made a thousand careless mistakes. ARGH.

This is so agonising and I'm gonna think about it for the next 3 or 4 months, being paranoid about qualifying for uni, while I wait for my results to be released.

Anyway, this is how I'm gonna celebrate my 18th birthday. How sweet.

Morning: Mug for Econs
Afternoon: Sit for Econs Paper 1 and 2
Night: Mug for Human Geog

I totally love it.