4 lumps of shit flying. Let them land on your head pls.

A part of Gladys' present. Fertilisers in the garden.

Talking crap session at Coffee Bean. Dixuan looks constipated.

Child abusing once again. What's new?

Mr Ho Wei Kang! Time to add him on MSN so I can send him this incredibly nice photo! Do u see the pizza appearing again?

Holistic Fusion minus Gladys and Xiao Quan. Spastic faces!

Farewell Assembly today.

It's time for us to bid farewell.

Emotional and sad but happy at the same time.

We had so many presents from the school and friends!

1) The Stress Relief Package including Twisties, Kinder Bueno, 'VJC Stress Buster' and a super outdated issue of Teenage magazine. Time to laugh at all the chao ah lians/bengs sending in their love messages to one another. Their grammar, spelling and expressions are superb! Really! Dun believe me, go see it for yourself.

2) A ring with VJC and nil sine labore engraved on it. It's really cool man, other than the fact that they should get a size bigger for guys (not that they'll wear, I think it'll be super gay). Most of us can only fit it into our pinkie anyway.

3) The Unofficial Guide to Your SDD '06. It's damn funny. And yes, they finally gave us our SDD tickets. We're so gonna crash Post Prom Party at DXO. It's Ladies' Night! And anw I dun wanna let some people I dislike earn any commision.

4) Aquila's House Committee finally gave us our house identity (like what's the point now right?) But it's really nice la seriously. Has my name (WINI) on it la.

5) Kahei and her phallic-look-alike balloon. Well I think it looks more like a peanut to me. This shows that I'm innocent compared to my dirrty frens!

And yay Aquila won the House Cup (they named it The Star Cup in French). There's gonna be a star on our house tshirt next year. Super copy cat World Cup but I wanna buy! So cool rite?

Anw the farewell concert was superb. Especially the teachers' performance. Totally rocks my socks off! I couldn't stop laughing, it was darn funny la!

And for once, I felt like crying while singing the Victorian Anthem. It was my last time singing it with the entire cohort as a VJ student. My heart kinda ached when I was singing the last line. It was my last chance doing mass dance together too. Really, as much as I've complained about the school, I guess I'm still gonna miss it after all.

After collecting our certs and all and taking photos with Mr Sayers, it was time for us to perform for our laoshis. It felt as if we were completing some mission that needed us to keep our identities highly confidential. Yup so we sang for them and although we forgot to do somethings and laughed a bit, the entire 15 min was really emotional. I guess it was the same for everyone in the room, just that some of us tried our best to control our tears and didn't cry other than Chien and Gladys. I really felt like crying when we were singing the last verse but yes, I controlled real hard. And Dixuan accuses me for not being a girl since I didn't cry. Laoshis actually made us something. It was really very thoughful of them and although I dun really understand what was written on it cos it's really cheem, I really appreciate it. I bet laoshi must be crying in bed tonight and PN might not have lost that 50cents to Dick after all!

Yay then it was finally time to eat our pizzas!!! We ordered 6 for our teachers and ourselves. By the time we reached the stones, they were already busy taking photos la. So I had my pizza in my hand in almost every other photo! Hahaha! Cam-whoring was really fun! I love the flying pictures! Every photo we took is just ultimately gay. Nothing beats Fawn and I. Plus Seetal and the one where they were trying to bully me once again!

It is Gladys' birthday today! Gosh , I think I sang Happy Birthday for her for like 4 or 5 times already. And we passed her the super gay present we made for her! I think she wanted to cry again la. Hahaha. She's finally 18. Everyone's turning 18 except for me!

After we had enough fun with all our cameras (almost everyone brought la), we had a super mini class outing. Just me, Bev, Dick, Mel and Seetal. And we sat at Coffee Bean talking crap again.

I finally cut my hair! Okay, but I think it looks the same but thinner.

Open House tmr, we're going back! Yay!

And it's my cousin's wedding as well. Need to sleep early!!

I shall post some photos. More to come when everyone starts sending!

Confession.

He did it yesterday and it came upon as a shock to some of us. We didn't expect him to be that honest and open about it.

Hmm I'm in a constant dilemma ever since yesterday's Geog lecture. I really dunno, if I should drop it or not. I dun wanna spend so much time on it and still screw it up in the end. Worse still, at the expense of my other subjects.

Somebody give me some advice please!

On the other hand, it may seem like a pity and waste if I give it up now since I've been studying for it for almost 2years and it's only a month away from the actual A level examination.

Argh I really have no idea what to do!

Ouch. My tongue hurts like hell. No, I think it feels numb instead. Guess I burnt it while trying to gulp the hot soup during dinner just now. Argh.

The stupid car boot gave me a cut on my wrist. Damn I look as if I slashed my wrist. And it looks damn stupid cos it's cut vertically. I seem like a suicidal case who doesn't know that my veins should be slashed horizontally. Hoho.

Anyway I finally signed up for relief teaching online. I really hope I can teach Math back in AHS. I dun wanna go somewhere I dun like and suffer like hell.

Yay Moomy bought Aussino babies' towels for me =) I'm happy!

It was ages since I last visited the gym, like months or maybe even half a year. I went this morning and I ran and ran and ran for 3km. Right Christina's songs kept me going, especially Candyman. I actually upped my speed on the treadmill. Great now my thighs are aching like shit.

Picture of the year:

You gotta agree with this man. With all 7 (Yes, you didn't read wrongly. Only 7.) of us posing as different teachers, characters we encounter and 'befriend' in class and idol, this portrait's gonna be the main photo of the farewell gifts that we're gonna prepare for our 2 chinese teachers.

Right. Dixuan's posing as the all-time favourite Fei Yu Qing, me as mini Lin Laoshi, Peili as Zhang laoshi, Pearlning as HLM's Liu Lao Lao, Chien as the frail Lin Dai Yu, Gladys as the slutty Xiao Ding Bao and Zhou Chu as a "female student" in the early 1900s of China.

Ain't it cool?

As much as I dislike chinese, I still think both of our chinese teachers have put in a lot of effort and time to nurture us. And they really deserve what we're gonna do for them next Friday during Farewell. I really thank them for all that they've done, although they did not 'boost' my interest in chinese. I just hope I can pull through their papers for A levels with their help and not do too badly with stiff competition from the pinnacle, HCI and other LEP students.

Haha. I finally bought earrings today! They're really gay, please. Doughnut on one side, and an ice cream on the other. And they're dangling earrings! So cute!

Great. Go grab Christina Aguilera's new album.

No wait. Check out my fav song in the album. Nasty Naughty Boy.

It goes:
come here big boy
ahh, mmmhmm, yeah

you've been a bad bad boy
i'm gonna take my time, so enjoy
there's no need to feel no shame
relax and sip upon my champagne
'cause i wanna give you a little taste
of the sugar below my waist, you nasty boy

i'll give you some oh-la-la
voulez vous coucher avec moi?
i got you breaking into a sweat
got you hot, bothered, and wet
you nasty boy

nasty naughty boy

oh baby for all it's worth
i swear i'll be the first to blow your mind
now if you're ready, come and get me
i'll give you that hot, sweet, sexy loving (loving)

hush now, don't say a word
i'm gonna give you what you deserve
now you better give me a little taste
put your icing on my cake
you nasty boyoh no, oh there i go again
i need a spanking, 'cause i've been bad
so let my body do the talkin
'i'll slip you that hot, sweet, sexy loving

ohh ha!
come on daddy!
ohh ohh, ohh ohh oh yeah
oh yeaah oh, come on, sugar

i got you breaking into a sweat
got you hot, bothered, and wet
you nasty boy

nasty naughty boy
naughty boy

oh baby for all it's worth
i swear i'll be the first to blow your mind
now that you're ready, give it to me
just give me that hot, sweet, sexy loving

now give me a little spanking
ohh, ohh, is that all you've got?
come on now, don't play with me

oh give me that hot, sweet, nasty
boy don't you make me wait
now you better give me a little taste
put your icing on my cake
you nasty boy

mmmm

How suggestive can this be?

It's darn sexy la! Go get it now!

Other recommendations: Welcome, Candyman, Mercy On Me, Still Dirrty

Well listen and discover!

Erm okay this is quite expected. I got Unclassified for Math S. Haha 43 out of 100. 2more marks and I can get a Merit, but hmm who really cares bout Math S when my other 4subjects are like shit.

I dunno why. I'm feeling quite lousy today. What's wrong? Maybe things are just not right today. After realising that I'll probably get a single digit mark for my Econs case study, after knowing that there's a bloody mock exam for chinese and after receiving so much homework for chinese again, plus the thought of going tuition alone on Friday and Leonard's not replying my sms, I guess that's just how I'll feel: Plain Lousy!

Maybe I should just get down to work and stop brooding over stupid little things.

Anyway, it was Childrens' Day yesterday! Happy Kiddy Day!!